Good Day

Today was a good day at work. Our department has made a significant materials purchase that will increase productivity and enjoyment at work. This purchase was cheap no doubt, but I am sure my employer did not have any easier of a time parting with the money. I am so thankful they did, and I am sure that was not the only one walking with a little more pep in my step today. You are probably wondering what this incredible piece of equipment is. Well... gasp... are you ready? They bought us NEW toilet paper dispensers! Yeah! Whoo hoo!

I suppose this isn't normally what people get excited about, but I will explain and you will then understand. The old dispenser was extremely cumbersome to use. Every time you went to pull the paper, it would come apart in small pieces. It could take several minutes of pulling off these little pieces to make a suitable bum wipe. Sometimes the exposed roll would run out and the one above it wouldn't come down. Not without a considerable amount of coaxing anyway. In my estimation, this valuable device will save approximately five minutes for every deuce dropped. Time is money so lots of dollars will be saved as well. Good business move!

If I could just get them to put a man wipe dispenser in there now, I'd be all set.