Some People Spoon

Disclaimer: I am writing this knowing full well that my perverted mind will be exposed. I apologize in advance.

So once upon a time, my wife and I were cozy on the couch watching who knows what. I think that her pheromones were in overdrive (they usually are), because my body was just excited to be close to hers. Anyway, I will spare you any wonderfully pornographic details of what happened that night, but I did think of a new term to add to the vocabulary whilst l was lying there in juvenile excitement. Most people cozy up on the couch in a "spoon" like fashion. Well, I creatively thought of the term "sporking". Now sporking can only occur when man is behind woman. Anyway, that is it. Consider yourself equipped with one more worthlessly fun word, and have fun sporking your wife.